I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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