You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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