It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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