For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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