I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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