Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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