if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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