I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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