Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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