let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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