he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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