i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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