There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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