their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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