Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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