so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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