maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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