your room smells of hookers.
And success
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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