the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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