Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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