Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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