i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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