on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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