Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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