the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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