Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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