My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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