I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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