I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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