i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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