don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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