well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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