He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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