Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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