Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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