i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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