sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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