the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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