found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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