so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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