i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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