Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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