Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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