that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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