escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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