Already got asked if we're dating
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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