walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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