it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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