Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it's like iHOP with fire
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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