so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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